Welcome to This Is Madness! Basically, I'm running out of room on my FanFiction profile, so I'm using this as an extended version. And... Yeah. Enjoy the copy-paste madness!

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- WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

- Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. That means my friend Chloe IS getting stalked!

- My Wii's sensor bar's being a pain. That just leaves my DS, GBA, PSP, PS2, and GameCube, plus my YouTube account for watching LPs! DX

- If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

- If you'd like to eat Sea Salt Ice Cream, copy this to your profile. (working on making it)

- If you laughed your butt off when Vexen died, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It gets even better after you hear him laugh X3)

- If you say 'got it memorized' just to annoy the living crap outta your friends copy to ya profile and add ya name. (ForbiddenKHFan216, XenaNumberVX,)

- Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way. (I was about to delete this, then I saw the Japanese version... The end was depressing, for sure. Ah well, at least he -Censored for spoilers-)

- If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah! Go Axel!)

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
it.

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"I don't need a weapon! My friends are my power!" —Sora

My immediate reaction: ... Oh yeah? You Bring your friends, I'll bring a machine gun. Let's see who wins! >:D

Put

This on
Your page if
You have ever
Fallen down the stairs

Once I did that at school. I fell down a whole flight of stairs, it was so fun! :D

- They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Am I right, or am I right?

- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

- Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

- Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

- Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! >:U

- Sorry, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder! :D

- I haven't lost my mind! You can't lose what you never had!

- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

- They say the grass is greener on the other side. I say it's artificial turf.

- "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

- If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

- Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

- When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

- Life's tough...Get a helmet

- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

- Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

- I'm the kind of person who would fall down a flight of stairs headfirst, break my arm or get a concussion, then get up and say "That was fun! Let's do it again!"

- My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you have good aim and a strong arm. Or a catapult.

- My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

- Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

- Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball can make a big hole in paper

- The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

- I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

- This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

- I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

- Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

- I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

- Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

- I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

- I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

- Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

- One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

- The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

- “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

- I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

- “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

- Of course it's in the last place you look! Why keep looking if you already found it?

- Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my juice!

- A new survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population.

- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

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1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

16. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's just a suggestion)

17. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(A wee bit late, huh?)

18. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(You were expecting..?)

19. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But why iron clothes you aren't wearing?)

20. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

21. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what, exactly?)

22. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Maybe, oh, I dunno... Fly Delta?)

23. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Well, that was a waste of a perfectly good thirty-five dollars...)

24. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(Awh, but I wanna stab someone!)

25. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh, my... Was this happening often, somewhere?)

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24 things to do in an elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

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SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

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- If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and post this into your profile. (Would you believe me if I told you I was existing in multiple universes and taking several forms because of this?)

- If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you ever say a word in your head until it sounds weird and un-word-like just because you think it's a great way to kill time, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you think you're Hogwarts letter is still late, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!

- If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

- If you are in LOVE with fictional characters copy and paste this on your profile.

- Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If FanFiction to you is what Myspace is (Was) to other people, copy this into your profile.

- If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

- If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

- If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile..

- If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

- If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it.

- If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

- If you're reading fanfics when you're supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents that you are studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

- If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

- If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

- If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile. (I do now... >_>)

- If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle!

- If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

- If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

- I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

- Meanwhile, if you have ever wanted to slap YOURSELF, copy this onto your profile.

-If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you think the Cocoa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

- If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

- If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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- If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

- If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

- Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

- If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

- If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

- If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

- Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

- If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you like the designs on Kleenex boxes, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you hate math, or at least the class, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you almost never get tired of these copy pasty thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you tend to add periods to these copy-paste things, simply because you're a nerd, add this to your profile.

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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and we're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code too.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed anything, and make one more perimeter patrol to make sure no one has taken advantage of this situation.

Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: What lightbulb? There's a lightbulb? I'm sorry, but I can't see it.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or, "We don't need no stinkin' light bulb."

Greyhoud: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Austrailian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs in little circles...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How Many Cats Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

All Cats: Cats do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is,

"How long will it be before I can expect light, dinner, and a massage?"

Which all proves, once again,

DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

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- I live in my own little world(s), but it's okay. They know me there.

- Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- When in doubt, make up words!

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- I’m not clumsy… The floor hates me.

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A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

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- If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile.

- If you are against Animal Abuse, add this to your profile.

- If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books, mangas, animes, video games, tv shows, movies, and/or any other form of media, copy and paste this on your profile.

- If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

- The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

- Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Unless you're me, of course. Then your duct tape is NEON GREEN!

- You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

- Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

- If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

- If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile.

- If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

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And here are some quotes from the greatest Pirate on EARTH...Captain Jack Sparrow!

- "Well, that's just...maddeningly unhelpful."
- "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
- "But WHY is the rum gone?"
- "Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you succeeded."
- "Will...nice hat."
- "So there is a curse...that's interesting."
- "Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that one before."
- "Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
- "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
- "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
- "Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!
- "Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt."

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Random Harry Potter Quotes

Ron: So your gonna suffer...but your gonna be, happy about it...

Hermione: Malfoy's got detention! I could sing!

Harry: Don't.

Harry: So light a fire!

Hermione: But there's no wood!

Ron: Have you gone MAD!? Are you a Witch or NOT?!

Mrs Weasley (to Ron about him becoming Prefect): That's everyone in the family!

George: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

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Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious:

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER
PLANS.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE.

10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
you.

12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

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How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure can't catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.

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- One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

- Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. (Show that person to TvTropes, and they'll never leave their house again X3)

- Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS

- If you approve gay/lesbian/bi-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list:

Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, Phoenixsapphira, Brit232, Leif Black, Xena

- There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

 - 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

- If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

- If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (Not really, but...It was on here), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, VampireChic666, Robinhoodfan13, Brit232, leif black, Xena Number XV

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Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart